"birthday" game...

On the eve of my 25th birthday, i decided to post my top 25 movie/tv quotes containing the word "birthday" - some of them are not really birthday quotes... but i get to make up the rules... and since i'm feeling generous... each correct answer corresponding with the quotes gets 500 points... 12,500 points up for grabs... the tv quotes come first... and the movie ones come second... but they were all in order and then randomized... so enjoy... (oh - some of the character names i left in and some i didn't...) the blue ones have already been guessed correctly!

TV QUOTES:

1:
Sam: Uh, dad, can I have an Atari from my birthday?
Harold: An a-what-i?
Jean: That's one of those expensive video games, isn't it?
Sam: No, no! It's not expensive!
Harold: Oh, well, the welfare lines are full of those video game players.

2:
Will: I have got, pants down, the best birthday present ever.

3:
A: What kinda' scary-___ clowns came to your birthday?

4:
Nina: Who told you that?
Dennis: You, at your 10th annual 39th birthday party.

5:
Al: We're making preparations for Tina's birthday party and she wants me to pop out of the cake. You'll never believe what she wants me not to wear.

6:
A: [singing] My name is Dawson Leary, and I'm feeling kind of weary. Today is my birthday, and you all look a little bleary. The girl that I cared for left me and ran away, straight into the arms of a guy who turned out to be gay. I got the blues! Yeah! Today I woke up feeling I was born to lose!
B: [singing] My name is Andie, and my brother's the one who's gay. My other brother died, and my daddy went away. But I'm still Andie, and my boyfriend makes me randy. His name is Pacey, and my mom's gone completely crazy! I got the blues!
A: [singing] I've been restless, hopeless and confused. This girl I told you about, she's been on the move. She's at my suprise party, where everyone I know is right now. When I show up late there, they're all gonna have a cow! Yeah, I got the blues!

7:
Dr. Cox: I don't necessarily buy all this new-agey crap. One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan. And d'you know what I did? I kept right on going with my birthday party.


MOVIE QUOTES:

8:
Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

9:
Larry: It's your birthday next week? It's my birthday next week. The 10th.

10:
Gus: Duh, duh, duh Happy Birthday.

11:
Kuzco: It's my birthday gift to me. I'm so happy.

12:
A: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
B: Yea we have it.
A: Well, can I have it?
B: No, actually, you can't.
A: Why not?
B: God. Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song. Oop, is she in a coma?

13:
Maleficent: Listen well, all of you. The Princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But, before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger, on the spindle of a spinning wheel - AND DIE!

14:
A: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
B: Is she hot?
A: See for yourself. [hands him Deb's glamor shot sample]
B: Wow.
A: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.
B: I like her bangs.
A: Me too.

15:
Chris: Is that what you want everybody to do for your birthday? Pay it forward?
Trevor: It wouldn't work.
Chris: Sure it would. Why not?
Trevor: Because I already blew out my candles.

16:
Henry: Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?

17:
A: You know most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!

18:
A: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
B: Good for you and your father.
A: So guess what I want.
B: A new brain?
A: No. Your bike!

19:
A: I can't believe this. They _______ forgot my birthday.

20:
B: Thanks for coming over.
A: Thanks for coming to get me.
B: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
A: It already came true.

21:
Noelle: You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you, a cat, and 40 candles on your birthday cake.

22:
Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

23:
Arnie: I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want.

24:
Papa Smurf: Those other smurfs are all a hundred years old and they think they are all grown up now.
Johan: A hundred?
Peewit: Well then how old are you?
Papa Smurf: On my last birthday, I turned 542.
Peewit: Oh boy! You sure don't look it!

25:
Donna Jensen: You're breaking up with me, in a birthday card? Why?
Tommy Boulay: Because they don't make breaking-up cards?